Friday, December 9, 2011

Selamat Ulang Tahun Bang Hj Ku

Today is Abg Hj my kekasih lama birthday.He's ring me around 11:00 am but due to a line problem i guess,so Bang Hj tak terdengarkan kata2 i.I malas nak ring him back cause that time i was lay down on my bed (bermalas-malasan).Housewife kan (bukan mcm u Pam, kerani cabuk.sure busy kan?) Bukan i yg simply labeled her "kerani cabuk" ye,sh'e the one yg merendah2 diri berkata begitu pada i.This Apam's kan mmg like this tau kejap2 show off tak hengat dunia then suddenly humble la pulak.Tak paham i.Tak paham. Ok semua keja da settle actually, beside that my headache keep coming back since last night,i don't know why?Suspend tau...I had a difficult slept last night and it's really annoy myself.

Then later in the afternoon he ring me back.Katanya"abg tak kerja today and now i was in the Gardens Mall" I tak pelik bin ajaib pon this Bang Hj bercuti2 sakan cause he's the type yg so unpredictable org nya in everyway, specially bab2 on leave begini.Terkenang our memoir dolu2 sometimes he suddely muncul infront of my apartment pagi2 buta (around 8:00am something,tak hade la buta sangat) bawak i p breakfast ,hanta i p class,sampai la kemalam hari duk merayap (so sweet kan) even that time he suppose in the office,bekerja mencari nafkah zahir for his binik.Bila i tanya why? He said 'I on leave,saja tak mau p keja nak spend quality time dng u la baby"

Back to Bang Hj yg on leave itu, bila i tanya him buat apa kat Gardens Mall sorang2?Tak kerja ke?.He said that he don't know what to do?Nak watching movie or not?.Ada2 saja tau this Bang Hj.I pon hape lagi saja la duk sakat him,i said"hai,duk p bercenta2 dng binik ke?" (his binik work in that area) Then he told me the binik p merayap mana ntah with the kids,he's alone.Ala sian dia...As usual la kan,i asked him as the way a lot of bini asking their husband yg berkejauhan.Right after we talked and i about nak take a short nap,i receive sms's form Bang Hj.

Bang Hj: Damn u...u forget today is my birthday

Me: ala that day pon masa my birthday ,u didn't wish me kan.da lope ke?

Bang Hj: i wish u la bongong (bang,who're u to bongong2kan i?)

Me: mana ada u wish? i remember la that time i was******* then a week after my birthday baru u tanya i,apa laki u beli for your birthday? u didn't wish me pon kan. at least today u ada bsame2 centa jantung hati u on your birthday.ank2 ksayangan&binik u.smile and count your blessing sana.

Bang Hj: Am alone and only my *** (his 11 and half years old daughter) wish me...they're at kak *** house.

Me: eh bukan u said tadi your wife was around juga? don't worry la sat lagi in the evening sure depa ank beranak ada surprise for u.

Bang Hj: finally u managed to forget me yea...soon u will start ignoring me and slowly disappear cause i know now you're into him already and am sure you're pregnant.


Sumpah i lope bang, ye la today kan i tak berapa sihat beside that u da lope ke Bang Hj, u did it to me in a first place.Bukan la i nak revenge but let say if i do wish u dng kata2 yg sangat indah sekali pon but i bet that u will complain juga cause am not around to celebrate your birthday.Present?Tak usah diharap la ye,i tak hade duit nak berhadiah2 segala.Birthday laki i pon i buat bodo apetah lagi nak ber present2 segala ( he also buat2 tak tahu on mybirthday).Alah bang,da tua2 ni pon u still sentap ke i lupa your birthday? When it's my turn dulu,i relax je.Tak hade po i hangin dengan u.Binik kesayangan u tak wish ye?Don't worry later in the evening sure ada surprise from 3 of them.Sure binik u update about the celebration in her twitter (poser kan) Don't be sad ok.And at night nanti sure binik u yg kunon2 nya sudah menopause itu akan kang2 just for u (da lama tak mendapatkan kata u,special occasion mcm ni tak kan tak dapat juga?).Tak gitu bang?

Talk about kang2 ni kan, yesterday Ash balik lambat as usual (da la i tak sihat), pagi before he went to the office tu kan, buat long face to me.Why?Biasa la lelaki ni kan asal bini tak layan on bed start la buat long face begitu?U thought i ni machine apa?Kang2 ikut suka u? I pon need some rest juga apa?

Abg Hj, i tak kan bisa melupakan u (touching tak bang?) .Pandai je u said that am pregnant.

u make me happy and glad (sometimes je la)
u make me forget every reason that makes me sad (yes u do)
to me, you're my everything (before i tahu the true color of your ******)
please always love me just like this (i pray)
i wish nothing but the best for u, too
Happy Birthday my dearest Abg Hj "H"

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